Edward O'Connell
Residing In: | Auburn, CA USA |
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Spouse/Partner: | Rebecca Kleiner (Hopefully the last, and definitely the best wife) |
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Homepage: |
www.edoconnell.net |
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Occupation: | Atheist & Reprobate (Professional Kinds) |
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Children: | Don't know where most of my kids or their mothers are. Hope they don't find out where I am ... don't More… |
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Military Service: | Norwegian A.F. - Barely got out w/an honorable. ![]() |
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Edward's Latest Interactions
I remember Michael as a goofy son-of-a-gun as well as smarter than most, which really showed up at USF. // I couldn't help likin' the guy, even though he be way too smart for me to hang with, but I couldn't avoid his "presence", especially because he had one of the better sense o' humors I came across. // Seems he led a helluva good life so I won't cry croc tears, but from my view he bit-the-dust too soon. // These reports are beginning to seem like a crap-shoot. Who's next? Maybe next you'll be readin' about how wunnerful 'Ol "Mr." ?? Ed was? // Nice thing about obits ... they leave out all the negative stuff, which will be really difficult when Yores-Trooley croaks. // Woops, got a little introspective, so I think I'll go for a mountain-bike ride and honor the dude out where nature reminds me -- in no uncertain terms -- just how un-sacred life really can be.
Hello, Diane -- You may not remember me but I remember I took you out once in highschool and before we could leave the house your father stood me up against the wall and frisked me. He said it was practice for what the police would do to me a lot later in life. I never thanked him for that practice frisking, and knew exactly what to do the many times I was arrested later in my stellar career. // Oh, yeah, I hope you have a happy Continuation Day, and have STILL never forgiven Rich for stealing you away from me. I ever get down to Marin again, I'll stop by and irritate you like I used to. -- "Ol Auburn Ed.
Jeezus! What is it now? 77? We're beatin' the odds. 'Course you're the only one left besides me who still looks halfway alive. Happy "Continuation Day". // Hope you're mom finally forgave you for all the pain you cause her at childbirth. Mine never did and Elsie and Jack always loved Ronnie better'n me, which caused my alcoholism, narcotics addiction, some criminal activity and rickets. // Hope your earthwalk goes on for a bit longer. // Bye-the-bye, you bein an attorney-type, can I get reparations for the couple years I spent in jail for cannabis now that it's legal? Just wonderin'? -- 'Ol Ed of Auburn (the one in Kalifornikrazy).
Posted on: Feb 02, 2020 at 6:59 AM
Well, damn. Hope he had a good earthwalk, that bein' all we get. At least he had Crowe for a buddy. Wait ... nevermind.
Jeezus, are we really 76?
I'd share my thoughts, but then I'd be arrested.
Posted on: Feb 10, 2019 at 8:21 AM
Do you miss me?
Posted on: May 09, 2018 at 1:33 AM
Just bought a motorized, self-swayihg hammock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXmKlK76C5Y.
Still alive 'n kickin' I see. Want to join our pool? $100.00 every year to a special fund held by me. Last one alive gits the bucks.
You're about the only thing I miss since moving to Auburn. And did yer mom complain, like mine did, about all the pain you caused her during child-birth? My mom actually reminded me every year on my "Continuation Day" that she had me circumcized "just to get even". Sigh ...
Posted on: Feb 10, 2017 at 8:19 AM
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