Edward O'Connell

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Edward O'Connell
Edward O'Connell

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Edward O'Connell

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Edward O'Connell

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Yes! Attending Reunion
Residing In: Auburn, CA USA
Spouse/Partner: Rebecca Kleiner (Hopefully the last, and definitely the best wife)
Homepage: www.edoconnell.net
Occupation: Atheist & Reprobate (Professional Kinds)
Children: Don't know where most of my kids or their mothers are. Hope they don't find out where I am ... don't More…have THAT much money.

Uh, I do got one I know about from my first wife, Kathleen. Name's Julie and one of the apple's of my eye. She's about 38? Ain't sure about these kinds of things. Lives in Houston w/ her guy. She likes me because I send her money and paid for an elaborate weddin'.
Military Service: Norwegian A.F. - Barely got out w/an honorable.  
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I've mostly been an alcoholic and a drug addict. Spent time in prisons, rehabs (before they became fashionable), detox centers, and nut houses. Robbed liquor stores for awhile before being fired by my gang for parallel parking while stoned during one of our robberies. (Hard to escape fast when you're parallel parked in case you ain't figured that one out.)

Lived on the streets for about 10 years during the 70's (see You-Tube interviews), but from what I've heard I didn't miss much. Got sober around '78 and decided to make a lot of money and live a life of leisure which I've done and am doing.

Turned into a full-blooded Atheist (or Secular Humanist to be more p.c.) when I found out that our church leaders were lyin' about sex not bein' some kind of "sin" and not any fun. Fact is they lied about almost everything.

When I came back off the streets I ... well, the rest is just so much b.s., except for Rebecca. She puts the light in my corneas, keeps me mostly civil, and teaches me all about love.

Hope you all had as much fun during your *Earthwalk*; enjoyed the craziness of it all; and generally lived as empty, selfish, narcissistic, unrepentant, and meaningless an existence as I have. Damn, but it's been excitin' so far!

School Story:

Got caught smoking in the confessionals in the chapel. No punishment because Hurly made a deal with me -- if I kept my mouth shut he'd "overlook" this one *small* infraction since I was a basketball superstar making money for the school. Later came to find out his whole purpose for bein' at Marin Catholic was to get it out of the red. No wonder the 'ol catholic church is havin' so much trouble ... it's become its own antichrist.

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May 25, 2019 at 4:22 PM

Jeezus, are we really 76?

May 25, 2019 at 4:22 PM

I'd share my thoughts, but then I'd be arrested.

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You're still alive? Jesus, who'da thunk? And you're still cute. -- 'Ol Ed (I included a picture of my dogs.)

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Aug 23, 2017 at 8:06 AM

Just bought a motorized, self-swayihg hammock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXmKlK76C5Y.

Jun 21, 2017 at 8:21 AM

Still alive 'n kickin' I see. Want to join our pool? $100.00 every year to a special fund held by me. Last one alive gits the bucks.

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You're about the only thing I miss since moving to Auburn. And did yer mom complain, like mine did, about all the pain you caused her during child-birth? My mom actually reminded me every year on my "Continuation Day" that she had me circumcized "just to get even". Sigh ...

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As you can see by my latest pics, the years have NOTA been kind to me.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Pic of my multicultural "outfit" taken a couple years ago before I decided to promote a G.M. (the dude just behind Rebecca w/ the kid) and quit workin' for a livin'... not that anyone'd ever accuse me of overworkin' anytime previous to my quittin'. Nice havin' a cash-cow spittin' out money while I chase around and otherwise waste my time and talents. I'm a firm believer in living off the labor of others and have a deep and abidin' affection for the capitalistic system. I think I'm like 'ol Crowe in that respect -- Jerry Crowe, not the whiskey, though the two do blend together. Rebecca, my last and best wife, is to my left and the dog, "DownBoy" is a fake.
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 10:05 PM
My real dog, Spot. Celebrating Easter, 2010.
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Lake Lagunitas (Marin open space -- my backyard) on the way up to Mt. Tam in the background. 'Bout a 3-1/2 hr. roundtrip ride for an elder. Apr. 2010.
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Vespa I bought about a year-and-a-half ago. Rather be on 2 wheels than 4. Also ride a '94 classic Honda 750cc Magna (pic below). Does anyone really give a crap about all this or is it totally narcissistic? And yeah, I pretty much laughed my way through life ... so far.
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Along w/ my mountain bike and Vespa, this is the only way to travel. Learned to ride in Synanon, about 1975, when I was recovering from one of my alcohol and cocaine runs.
Posted: Feb 05, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Ab-so-goddamn-anything-on-2-wheels
Posted: Feb 05, 2011 at 11:53 AM
My best friend, Jim Sciaroni, and two visiting Swiss girls we met on Mt. Tam. I loaned 'em a couple of my bikes and we all road to the top. And you wonder why I love Mtn. Bikin' so much?!